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Just an average Aussie bloke with a bent sense of humour.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAustralian
BuildHeavyset
Height183 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorSalt and pepper
Hair LengthNeck length
Facial HairFull beard
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionNo problems

Situation

Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsCat, Dog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyContruction / Craftsman
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitlePro Services Specialist.

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI wish I had a TV
Favorite TV showsWesterns, Doco's, Speed Channel, Survivorman, Bizarre Foods.
Favorite movies typesI'm a movie actor
Favorite moviesCrocodile Dundee, Terminator, Shawshank Redemption, Once Were Warriors, Total Recall, Mad Max trilogy, Payback.
Music typesVacuum cleaner noises
Favorite artistsAC/DC, INXS, Meatloaf, Slade, Alice Cooper.
Reading selectionMathematics
Favorite booksAnything by Clive Cussler
Idea of funBeing superglued naked to a wildly spinning ceiling fan and hit around the buttocks with a wet Haddock!
HobbiesCars

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingRegular drinker
Social behaviorOutgoing
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorI never laugh
My great timePlaying dress-up
Always wanted to tryWearing suspenders, fishnets and stilettoes with a Salvation Army Hat!

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionPagan
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeTo wear fireproof undergarments and a fireproof race suit when they cremate me.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
On the first dateGo someplace we can quietly sit and chew the fat or shoot the breeze. Alcohol should probably be present, more for your moral support and dutch courage. I'm thinking a bottle of wine shared by a lake somewhere, snuggled up in a blanket to keep out the evening chill. Stimulating conversation and raucous humour interjecting the mutual telling of ones lifes stories and experiences. Dunno about you, but that sounds just this side of Utopia to me.